I'd rather not perpetuate the myth I am a lumberjack. Although wrestling moose to the ground could deter some people from trying to break in and enter our place. Aside from Zevran lurking in a corner waiting to assassinate them.

[Despite the fact that he'd likely be weary, dripping wet, and naked to boot if they attempted it right now. But only two of those things might deter Zevran from taking action, and he would bet money that it wasn't from being naked]